How can anyone not be tempted to respond, "shut up, slut!"
It's bad enough to put up with constant baby progress updates, but when you throw the marriage announcements into the mix, it makes me feel violent. I'm glad you're happy about your "oops, baby," and that it's my staid middle-class morality that thinks there's an order for these things that you've got ass backwards, but, STFU Fertile!
Maybe you should raise the kids you already have, not go around trying to make more.
Submitted by Anonymous