Here is the link and the story below: http://lovinmasoldier.
At WalMart I was buying a preggo test (something I seem to do every month, just can't wait for AF to come, I just gotta flush $$ down the drain - in my defense though I need to NOT be pregnant while taking clomid so I had to make sure). But anyway I was in the process of flushing my dough when the lady behind me made a comment about the test I was buying. She said, "
That's a really good brand. It was right with both of mine." What was my response?
"Yea, it's been pretty right so far. It keeps telling me no."
That's a really good brand. It was right with both of mine." What was my response?"Yea, it's been pretty right so far. It keeps telling me no."
She was unable to respond or even look at me.
Score one for the IFs!
LMAO!!!! That's an awesome and quick witted response! I love it! I'm sure she was in shock and just had no clue what to say!
ReplyDeletehehe, I wish I had the guts to say something like that I probably would have just smiled and then cursed once I got to my car.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteOoooh that is GOLD!!
I almost spat my toast out when I got to the punch line.
You SCORED sister, high 5 xo
LOL. Good one good one. Would've loved to have seen her face after you said that.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDelete:D Good one! I bet she could I have just died!
ReplyDeletePERFECT!!! I wish I could come up with witty come backs like that when people keep commenting on our lack of a larger family. This is priceless!
ReplyDeleteLol hard...
ReplyDeleteOkay so am I crrrazy for being jealous due to NOT having the opportunity to have such a great comeback?!! High five...aw hell, high 20! (feet & hands LOL)
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you all! That story makes me laugh every time I think about it! I hope that lady thinks twice before opening her mouth now! :)
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