Wednesday, May 9, 2012

This is (seriously) a post in response to a couple of infertile women telling how they got their BFP on a birth board. If only we could all be so naive and live in that non-existent world where the sun always shines and unicorns fart rainbows and poop cheeseburgers. It's a scientific fact (at least to her) that since she didn't try and got a BFP means everyone can and obviously infertiles are just impatient and hate surprises.

Okay maybe that was a little over dramatized and insensitive on my part, I mean who am I kidding? We all know unicorns don't poop cheeseburgers, they poop double cheeseburgers.


  1. If only someone would teach an infertile how to "just go with it" and "have fun". the person who posted the comment probably obsessed over every symptom till she got her bfp, then suddenly decided her bfp happened because she relaxed! ugh.

  2. There are no words. After 5 years of infertility, 3 IUIs, and 6 IVFs, why didn't it occur to me to "just go with it and have fun"? Silly me! Also, I hate her because she doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." MORON.

  3. I sat through a meal which a bunch of self-important bitches who were spouting a lot of BS likes this. One got pregnant within three months and therefore there are no infertiles. The other worked at an acupuncturist's office where infertiles were going en masse after an article about how acupuncture could reduce infertility, and was talking about how these women weren't really infertile, they were just bitchy and didn't deserve kids.
    It was enraging, but it was a a mutual friend's birthday party and I did not want to cause a scene, so I just sat there, quietly, shredding a napkin, and occasionally saying, "There are medical causes for infertility, you know," while thinking, "you should both be glad being a bitch isn't actually a condition that makes you infertile or this would be a much different conversation."


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